Thursday, July 23, 2009

Will The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up

Between working my A off and dealing with an over dramatic clown, I managed to find the time to login to facebook yesterday. I made my usual rounds checking status updates and shoutin out to my peeps when I came across a comment on my wall that stopped me in my tracks.

A friend of mine wrote to tell me that one of my ex boyfriends would be getting out of jail soon. This apparently inspired a certain skeleton in my closet to mouth off that "this was a step up from what other men in my past may be up to these days". I of course gave her the stink eye through my computer screen.

At first I thought her comment was tacky and useless. But then I looked at the facts. Unfortunately this little trip down memory lane would end up being more true than it was an attack on my ridiculously big ego. Lets look at the line up shall we...

1) Eric (1st relationship) He now goes by Erica.
2) Josh (High school boyfriend) The jailbird in question.
3) James (brief lapse in judgement) Prison- robbery and possession
4) Andy (Husband) 2 DWI's, Habitual Liar, Completely Retarded.
5) Brett Michaels (Most recent relationship) Smoked his mom.

I immediately forgave her.

In high school I was voted "Most likely to date someone with a prison record" by my journalism class. Seems more and more fitting every time I think about it. Mind you, this is not my entire dating laundry list. I have managed to find a handful of incredibly charming and responsible men that I keep in touch with to this day.

I think by now I have kissed enough frogs, I am ready for a prince. Hell at this point, I would settle for a law abiding citizen.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

When Good Blogs Go Bad

Is it possible to have writers block when you are not a writer? It happened to dawn on me today that I have not been a faithful blogger in the past few weeks. I usually have at least one interesting little tid bit that I feel the need to share with the world, but lately nothing. Nodda. Zilch.

Before I started this post I tried to think of something noteworthy that happened to me recently. I could not come up with a single thing. What could this mean? What in the helicopter have I been doing to keep myself busy? Have I become this boring run of the mill person with nothing to make fun of? This simply cannot be possible..... I will have to put my thinking cap on and come up with something soon.

Stay Tuned.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Ethan Russel Henager

Meet Ethan! He was born on 7/2/2009. Jennifer (my best friend) and Chris are the new proud parents of this handsome boy!!!!!